Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

Sloppy Balls by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

sloppy boner 

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

sloppy boner by Chris G. January 27, 2004

Sloppy Burger 

someone that gets sloppy when they booze, tries to be a bully, despite his size often bullied

Dude was acting a fool last night.

What can you expect? That's sloppy burger at his finest.

Sloppy Burger by Adam Gale December 30, 2009

Sloppy Bucket 

While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!

Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!

Sloppy Bucket by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011

sloppy bitch 

a messy drunk; female

sung to the mickey mouse them:
S-L-O-P-P-Y B-I-T-C-H!

Did you see michelle last night? what a sloppy bitch!!

sloppy bitch by Jacqueline&Sarah July 21, 2004

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

The Sloppy Butcher by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

sloppy box mole 

1.A real bitch with a gruby vagina
2.A mole which burries into the sloppy box

1.She was a sloppy box mole.

sloppy box mole by sj January 12, 2004