smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006

Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.

person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"

by Tomukani June 14, 2011

Sloker

Shorthand for "slow cooker".

Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.

Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
Fran: I made a sloker meal last night, so I'm having that.

by chris_russia October 23, 2013

smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

Edwin Smokey Top Special

When someone uses their butthole to suck in smoke from a joint, then farts the hybrid poo/weed fumes into someones face and gets high. Created and perfected by the Edwin Day.

Let's hotbox Johnny's bathroom and give each other Edwin Smokey Top Specials!

by big_gulps September 23, 2009

Spokey dokey

i) A condition of melancholy, mixed with feelings of the bittersweet.

ii) A longing for something unattainable, with the realization and coming to peace with the fact that this something is unattainable. Inspired by the piece "Spokey Dokey" from the series Cowboy Bebop.

"Are you gonna ask her out, or just stare at her all day?"

"Spokey dokey man, there isn't a chance."

by LicensesToStone December 21, 2008

Smokey Hill

1.(n) One completely addicted to anything that is normally smoked or anything that may produce smoke
2.(n) One who is bitch slapped upon making, saying, or doing something unnintelligent by a pimp named t-bag
3.(n) One oblivious to the ways and appearance of the goods of the opposite sex
4.(adj) describes someone who is a complete bitch

Sean opened his mouth and was pimp slapped upon by Tony who then proceeded to call him Smokey Hill

by Syphallis December 10, 2008