sackward

When you "accidentally" put your nutsack on a girl's forehead, but she didn't want you to.

Oh, man, the other night, I put it right on her forehead, and she looked at me like, uh, NO. Sooooo sackward!

by chodrais November 29, 2010

Spocktard

A person who thinks they are incredibly clever that are in fact really quite stupid.

God, that Brent guy's being such a Spocktard today and he doesn't even know it!

by xxtigxx October 10, 2018

Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.

I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.

by The White Razz January 19, 2011

slawkward

a combination of the word "slow" and "awkward"; a person who makes others uncomfortable by he/she's lack of personality.

"Jeez Emily TALK, why do you have to be so slawkward!?"

by xrachelmagnoliax August 19, 2008

facebook slackard

a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.

Crap, I shouldn't be a such a Facebook slackard!

by hagesmd June 5, 2010

Sockward

The inevitably awkward way in which a guy must remove his socks and trousers in front of his partner prior to sexual intercourse.

Sukhdeep felt sockward as he struggled to remove his socks and pants in front of Parvati.

by Ben's Penis February 16, 2012

Spockward

adj.

Something completely logical and without emotional appeal which garners a really awkward pause.

"Dude, did you see him break up with her?"
"Yeah man, he was so spockward."

by Richard "Dick" Richardson March 16, 2012