slizzard

a state of high intoxication (mostly from alcohol, but not limited to) where you think you are a slutty lizard

John: Damn, shawty already made out with five guys
Adam: Damn, she is real slizzard tonight

by Paintboy December 13, 2010

slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

by redmeat17 January 31, 2011

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 30, 2005

slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004

slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

by Joe and Sidney .. November 02, 2010