swindon roulette

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

by Tur1ng January 20, 2018

Swindon Academy

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018

swindon

chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???

by stokeU August 6, 2004

Swindon

A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.

My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!

by Jon May 20, 2003

swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

by p February 13, 2004

swindon ski jump

Very very similar to a Lincoln log-flume, just add a ramp at the end of the flume, just above the vaginal region, making the turd fly through the air.

I can't believe we did a swindon ski jump last night and it landed on the cat. How funny!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009

mannaggia alla sacra sindone

Another, less common, form Italians use to imprecate in moments of crisis. It is one of the most powerful insult to deity in the story of humanity. Actually, it is almost not used, because it's too long, and you wouldn't say that instictively: porco dio o mannaggia alla madonna are more practical. But, using it in a proper manner, given the fact that you actually HAVE to think of saying it, can make you (yes, even you, and me, who navigate this side, a really cool aura. Also, Sir Paolo Chiavator, the creator of Harry Fotter (this is the original, Rowling stole the idea from poor Paolo) would be proud of you.

Hermione: "Harry, now is up to you."
Ron: "C'mon Harry you can do this"
Harry: "I ALREADY SAID I WONT GO IN THE UMBRIDGE'S OFFICE TO BE PEGGED, MANNAGGIA ALLA SACRA SINDONE!"

by moteur_modfie May 4, 2021