Skeeted

when someone sells you less than what you've paid for. Usually used when referring to drugs.

Man, I'm pissed that he skeeted me on that gram.

by thisonebitchyoureallydontknow February 18, 2013

Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.

I skeeted on that bitches face last night.

by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009

Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

Sleezed

Someone who is drunk, high, or just not sober.

Harris was so sleezed last night that he vomited in the uber

by Joey Hotdogs May 3, 2018

Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

by Biomechanical December 2, 2005

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 25, 2010