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spooning sleep

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.
After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !
by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016
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Sleepcation

A sleepcation is an escape to a resort or perhaps just a quiet local hotel to just sleep and rest.
That young mother sure could use a sleepcation.
by MollieMay July 1, 2012
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sleep loose

A good night wish for sleeping well.
Opposite of, but synonymous to, "sleep tight" for people who sweat and cringe at that suggestion.
For the non-bed burritos.
"Sleep loose, Mama."

"Sleep loose, John Boy."
Did you sleep loose? Yep! Woke up draped over the headboard purring with the cat.
by msdee November 22, 2016
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Virtual Sleep Over (VSO)

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.
Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.
by Woody17 February 14, 2020
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sleep

if you look up sleep on urban dictionary, you need some.
by vulpix December 12, 2009
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sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
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Fake sleep

During an acid trip, pretending to sleep.
Turn girlfriend's furniture upside down, when she comes back fake sleep.
by Thomas Toby May 11, 2013
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