Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

subway sleeping bag

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway

I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.

by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011

sleeping buddies

2 people (friends/strangers) who share occasionally the same bed not to have sex but just to sleep next to eachother.
Cause they want/miss the affection that people have in a relationship.

Paul and James are sleeping buddies till one of them have a relationship or they end the agreement they made.

by pirre January 15, 2012

Sleeping in

To sleep later than usual, either by accident or deliberately due to the weekend or another event that alters scheduling.

Also, a killer song by The Postal Service

I don't have school tomorrow, I'm thinking of sleeping in.

by DemonNick February 17, 2005

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010

Sleeping cow

A Hamburger

Origin of word in the RGV: Rio Grande Valley

Jesse: Aye yo Puente you want a sleeping cow with cheese or nah?

Puente: Nah, I got my Glizzy already yo

by JPTheDon July 5, 2020