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Norwegian Sledgehammer

When a person is having sex with someone doggy style, you pull out, walk back 15 feet, run, jump and try to make it in. Accomplishment of this particular sex act definitely deserves a high 5 if not more
"Yo man, last night I was fucking my girl and gave her a Norwegian Sledgehammer!"

backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
backdoor sledgehammer by Argonak October 11, 2008

alabama sledgehammer 

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.
Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...
alabama sledgehammer by Sting0 December 28, 2007

Wisconsin Sledgehammer 

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

egyptian sledgehammer 

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.
i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

Nazi Sledgehammer 

Shitting in a condom and freezing it to make a dildo.
"Shit, I forgot the dildo"
"Well have you got a condom?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'll make us a Nazi Sledgehammer"