A half handjob, half bagtag. Usually performed under hammed circumstances when the woman's decision making is poor. Unfortunatly, when told to go faster the woman speeds up and smashes your nuts to peices. Also known as the HJ(handjob) Hodge.
"Man, she was giving me a handjob last night but her dumbass friend told her to go faster, and it turned into a sledgehammer."
by Canuck19 December 14, 2008
Get the Sledgehammer mug.Woman lays down on a couch and puts her legs over the mans shoulders. Man rests his feet on the end of the couch and "pelvic thrusts" into the woman.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
Warning! Results may include; ulta-orgasm, broken back, and/or broken penis.
I had to go to the hospital last night.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
Why?
I had to take my girl there cuz I may have broken her back doing the Sledgehammer.
by tbsveryfunny July 12, 2010
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The model of bicycle Pedro Sanchez rides in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." It has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. Lucky! He regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.
by Uncle Rico February 28, 2005
Get the sledgehammer mug.A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
Get the Sledgehammer mug.The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
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