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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.
I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.
by death2qwerty January 24, 2005
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startingsix

sickest bunch of rappers in errrywhere. known for 'thirsty', these guys show real promise and talent.

starting six on ya bitch!
startingsix on ya bitch!

person a: damnn man you heard the starting six?

person b: holy crap yeah they're awesome!!!!!

person a: theyre gonna be more popular than tupac if they keep they're amazing songs going/

person b: for sure dude, starting six on ya bitch!
by emquizzle August 29, 2010
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sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.
You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.
by Vl028 February 28, 2017
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smarting

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?
by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005
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