slap-dick

usually referred to as "that guy" at a party or anywhere for that matter who just can't seem to say or do anything remotely intellectual or worth-while..

John: "hey baby, do have a mirror in your pocket?"

Betty: "what a slap-dick, get lost."

by Ikaika November 24, 2006

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slap dune

Fuckin that pussy

"Hey man,last night i saw you and that girl go into the bedroom. Did you"slap dune"? Damn straight I did.

by Easydoesit March 4, 2009

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The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.

One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.

"Hey Jon, Ill give you 20 buck ifs you go in the kitchen and do a slap dance in front of grandma"

by con serving time January 19, 2011

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Slap Day

Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*

by a total e-girl November 13, 2019

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National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

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