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SLAMPIG

When A Man Shoves his " John Thomas" up a woman or man's Arsehole wihout permission.
This often causes confusion and shock to the recipient of the slampig.
It is usually viewed as not welcome.
(Read in deep southern voice)
"I'm Gonna Give you A SLAMPIG!!!!"
To which the woman usually responds... "You betta get that Thing Outta My Ass or I'm gonna SHIT on IT!"
by Bajunga January 4, 2009
mugGet the SLAMPIGmug.

spread-eagle slampig

A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.

I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"

Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
by Metalczenko January 9, 2010
mugGet the spread-eagle slampigmug.

Pre-Teen Slampig

It is a word used to describe 7th-11th grade girls, "slutty girls" only men can call a girl this
All Freshmen are pre-teen slampigs.
by Maty F September 17, 2010
mugGet the Pre-Teen Slampigmug.

slampig

when a girl is a total bitch and is just liked because shes hot, then a man comes along (preferably a black man) and fucks she gets absolutely dominated and pounded he makes her learn and she is no longer a bitch. getting slampigged changes you forever.

vb. to get slampigged
stacy was such a bitch before Tyrone slampigged the shit outta her, now she always gives me free gum!
by Make the Monkey Drive March 1, 2010
mugGet the slampigmug.

Slampig

Girl who takes it from the entire town. And always likes to sext. It's me. I'm the girl. 4...0....1...286.......4..9...80 send d picks.
That girl is such a slampig.
by Johnsmithsecretsquirell January 24, 2022
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Slampig

A large female who pigs out on Denny's every night. This action normally occurs between the hours of 11 o'clock pm and 4 o'clock am.
Jesus! Look at that girl! ..she must be a slampig she's disgusting!
by chicamow69 September 15, 2011
mugGet the Slampigmug.

Slampig

Courtney haislip
If your name is Courtney haislip then you are indeed a slampig
by Josh19982017 January 17, 2017
mugGet the Slampigmug.

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