skump

When you take a dump and you flush it and the remnants stick to the toilet as well as leave rings around the bowl.

Also, a drinking song in the disney movie sleeping beauty.

" I just skumped the bowl"

by thom sounder December 9, 2008

Slumptember

A losing streak a successfull MLB team suffers during September, the final month of the regular season. In most cases, it ends in the team missing the playoffs in heartbreaking fashion.

The 1969 Chicago Cubs and the 2007 New York Mets were playoff shoo-ins before suffering Slumptembers to end what were once successful regular seasons. Ultimately, both teams missed the playoffs and will always be remembered for their late season collapses.

by Gareth Sleger October 27, 2008

Skurpty Derpty

Could mean a variety of things, but most importantly it refers to someone who has "Skurped the Durp" and ended up all Skurpty Derpty. One could also "Skurp a Durp" and use either word by itself... i.e. "Durped out", "Skerpt out"

"dude, shit got real weird last night when David went Skurpty Derpty"
"yeah he was super Durped out"

by King Weirdo May 4, 2010

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011

Sumptuous

Entailing great expense, as from choice materials, fine work.

1. Costly: a sumptuous residence.

2. Luxuriously fine or large; lavish

1.This government building is sumptuously appointed.

2.To eat sumptuously.

3. Miss “Lucky” started my table off with an appetizer of some sumptuously flavored.

by FrankyJames March 4, 2010

Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

by Postman Patois October 11, 2009

STUMPTING

The act of sitting or standing while smoking a pipe. The opposite of lunting.

Cherry On Top loves stumpting in his favorite chair.

by The Cherry On Top February 1, 2019