pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013

Sumper

Shortened phrase "side jumper". A skier or snowboarder who goes off the side of the take off to a feature (rail or other obejects). Consequently only getting 6-18 inches of air, and looking like a novice at best.

This sumper isnt doing anything cool.

by Sammy9mm January 28, 2017

stumper sneakaround

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls

Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.

by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018

butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

skimper

a skimper is a term used to define a very small blunt, filled with a minimal amount of marijuana.

we only had half a gram left so j.j had to roll a skimper.

by elliot nes September 12, 2005

skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss

Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"

by E March 23, 2005

Stumpers

Group of Midgets

Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.

by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010