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word to my smoochies

when a bitch ass nigga doubts you so you have to put it on all of your baddies to prove that your not lying

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
"stop your lying your cousin isn't dreamy bull"
"word to my smoochies my cousin IS dreamy bull"

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
by BBC jr April 21, 2023
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Smoothies

A Bay Area expression for being on reasonably good terms with another individual or group.
"We was beefin', but we quashed that beef and now we's on smoothies."
by mizensla July 11, 2009
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skoolies

place where skool leavers go when they finish there yr 12 exams and want to go and get shitfaced. often held in queensland and victor harbor in SA. Can often be associated with horny sluts and ugly gangies lookn to cop it from multiple guys at once. Also a haven for 30 + yr old guys tryin to pickup some teen slut to bang rotten

got sloppy seconds ?
queensland or victor harbor is where skoolies is held
by Killa_VN February 4, 2006
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Skoochie

1.a girl or woman who is trampish, hoochie, skankish, or a groupie...most commonly used when referring to younger girls but not limted to.

2.can also be used when referring to something that you dont like.
1. i was talking to my friend josh, who plays varsity basketball for our school, yesterday outside of math class when three little freshman skoochie's came up asking for basketball lessons.

2. eww dont buy those shoes they look skoochie on you
by BIG bD May 17, 2007
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Smooshie

The word smooshie refers to a vagina that has become loose due to overuse. A smooshie hangs low, in some cases down to the subject's knees.
Her smooshie hung low like the branches of a weeping willow.
by eganraC September 3, 2012
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skooties

Skooties: 1) Slang. Combonation of the words skirt and boobies, to describe the quality, firmness and beauty of a womans ass while she is wearing a skirt. 1) Slang: Combonation of the two words cooties and skater, refering to the transmiting of cooties from a skater to an unsuspecting person.
1)Gawd daum! check it! them skooties walking down the street..mmmm..bet ya i could bounce a quater off them hip-high skooties.
2) Fuck naw! them some nasty-ass saggin skooties! she got the mom-butt yo!

Popular girl: Ewww. Trevor don't be touching me in my private area, fer all i know you be giving me skooties, you skootie ridden skater punk!
Trevor: So, you want to stop having sex now then?
by JamesEX May 13, 2004
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skoochie

a combination of the words stinky and coochie; a dirty pussy
Yo i was with this girl last night and she had skoochie i could smell that shit through a hundred goombaz.
by Neptune Sk8 June 2, 2009
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