Skinkled

To get royally fucked.
When a coworker does less then the minimum.
When even the easiest tasks remain un done.

Turkey "Hey man theres garbage all over this truck"
No neck "We got skinkled"
Turkey "Not again!"

by Mangle Man2 October 28, 2010

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016

skirker

Someone who cheats, cuts in front of, slips past, takes advantage of, white liar.

James is such a skirker, he drank all our beer when we were gone!

by Bobbyluv January 13, 2016

Skiii

The most viral word of 2020 and 2021 created by Tms ⛷

Yeah big skiii

by Tms Jayden October 8, 2021

The Nude Skiier

A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.

"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015

blue tongue skink

Blue-tongued skinks are the genus Tiliqua, which contains some of the largest members of the skink family (Scincidae). They are called commonly blue-tongued lizards in Australia, where true lizards (Lacertidae do not naturally occur. As suggested by these common names, its distinguishing characteristic is a blue tongue.

Did you know that the tongues of blue tongue skinks aren't venomous or even poisonous?

by Aiwen September 23, 2007

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004