skeezerd

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

Sezer

The most caring guy you will ever meet in your life. He is handsome, smells good and has the most beautiful eyes in the world. Sezer is someone who radiates good boy energy with his existence. He never fails to give the warmest hugs and make you feel like the whole world can't touch you when you are in his arms because of the safe feeling it gives. He feels like home and tea with sugar. You can be sure he will make the best chicken soup for you even when you sneeze. Sezer will never forget to remind you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you. He is the best boyfriend you can find and you will always randomly realize that you actually got yourself the best boy possible. It is someone who will kiss your nose and forehead with making you feel good in the worst of times. Sezer is a person who will hype you up for even smallest of your achievements and give you motivation in the scariest times. If you ever find yourself a Sezer, don't ever dare to lose him.

Someone: Do you know Sezer?

Me: you mean the best boy ever? Yes I do!

by kekedun November 20, 2021

Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?

by brewski210 August 28, 2022

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

skeezer blah blah

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

skeezers

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

by hewey May 31, 2004

Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011