Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.

Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.

by Misanthroat April 20, 2011

Skeeterman

Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.

aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.

In particular to claim military honors not earned.

Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."

He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.

by Schnugg September 24, 2007

3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

Skeet Burger

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009

Skeeter Jean

Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.

David: "Hey, do you know about Skeeter jean? " Darren: Yeah, that dude who exposes Edps?

by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022

Skeet Gipp

A man weighing 580lbs and 5 foot 2, he lives in the bayou and is married to a cow named bessy. He drives a power chair with a 500 hemi attached to it. The next Messiah and hates all illegal immigrants (wetties in particular). Loves to eat at a shack called Roscotts. Skeet can block bullets and tear people apart in seconds.

Skeet Gipp, Ya hes the next Messiah,

by Skeet-Gipp October 5, 2010

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 July 9, 2007