Skankatron Thunderdome

A social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible sexual partner. Characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, Abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for sex.

Me: So, I went to that club the other night. It took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren't already busy dryhumping.

Friend: ...How many times did the DJ play "Low"?

Me: About eight. In two hours.

Friend: Dude, you ventured into the Skankatron Thunderdome.

by Digwood November 5, 2008

skankbag

An derogatory reference to overpriced, designer hand bags, especially those made by Louis Vuitton and worn by Paris Hilton.

She's not nearly as sleazy as her skankbag would suggest.

by skankbagger March 28, 2011

Skankateer

A vile, selfish, miserable and overall bitchy person who habitually gossips about and hypocritically judges others. They are typically female and a part of a pack of Skankateers, who share their beliefs and dispositions and likely speak about each other in the same fashion.

Girl on phone: And can you believe that hoe Cassie talking about leaving her baby over her momma's house to go clubbing? She's a mother now. She can't be doing that shit anymore. And what money is she using to do it? She ain't got a job. Oh, let me call you back. That's her ass now. Hey Cassie!

Cassie: Hey! You wanna come with me to the club tonight?

Girl on phone: Hell yeah! We bout to turn up, girl! I just gotta get my brother to watch Naia for me. Hold on. Hey, Kevin! Do you mind watching Naia for me tonight?

Kevin: Why? Are you trying to meet up with the rest of the Skankateers?

by IndigoPhoenix21 July 16, 2014

skankantha

skankantha- A promiscuous floozy that sleeps with all her boyfriend's friends and all her friend's boyfriends.

That skankantha sure gets around. You're an un-loyal skankantha.

by Damtejohnny January 18, 2017

skankathon

When skanks compete in their skankiness in an all-night marathon event.

Q: Did you watch the skankathon last night?
A: No, too many jews.

by smarfles June 27, 2007

Skankmatress

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.
The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.

Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"
Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"

by lamarshall June 2, 2009

skankbag

a rediculously overpriced handbag (usually of the louis vuitton variety) bought solely because clueless whores will by anything the fashion industry says is in style and worn by an 'in-fashion' girl to demonstrate to all that she is indeed a whore/skank.

see also “Louis Vuitton Whores”

Derek: look at that louis vuitton whore with her skankbag

Dave: yeah, i'll bet a fiver that more than 78% of the items in there are vaginal wipes, condoms and cocaine related paraphernalia.

Derek: deal, u forgot the skanky face paint to hide her Skeletor like face - thats gotta be at least 36% of it.

Dave: ok, i'll go tip her over and we'll see.

by roamingandy March 30, 2011