Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."
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A way to describe a situation that is awkward or uncomfortable and which could have hilarious consequences, reminiscent of one that would occur in a sitcom.
"Hey man, you hear about Robby?"
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".
"No bro, what?"
"He only went and invited Veronica to the school dance, and then accidently invited her twin sister Tracy to the dance too!!"
"Ha, what a Sitcom moment".
by Sweet and James May 26, 2009
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An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.
See also: Hypocrite.
An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.
See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."
"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."
"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
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is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.
Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.
Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
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