I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

by Telephony July 30, 2016

cloud sittin

To reach your peak when smoking marijuana.

Little Timmy: Yo, that was my 8th bong rip.
Johnny: Word, I'm cloud sittin.

by CME April 27, 2008

Sittin' good

To be content with one's current state of mind, situation, or mood.

Man, once I'm off work tonight and drinking some Nati Ices with my boys, I'll be sittin' good.

by Trapper John MD July 20, 2012

Is anybody sitting here?

A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.

Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"

Girl sitting in class: "No..."

Dougy: "So whats up?"

Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*

Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"

by Robert McSanchez February 18, 2011

Facebook sitting

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

by lythande February 12, 2010

sittin pretty

laid back,no worries,chillin

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.

by bobby vicente January 19, 2005

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012