Baby Sitter

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.

I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.

by Saints October 19, 2003

dome sitter

it is a pillow where u place ur dome sometimes when u have had a rough day or ur tired or u jus feel like placing/sitting ur dome on something

it is where u place ur dome on a fluffy piece of rectangle.

aka u sit ur fuckin head on a fuckin pillow

aka #2 aka numero dose its a dome sitter

by tylake August 9, 2007

house sitter

When you take a massive grommer in someone's toilet and close the lid afterwards while they are away on vacation. Then they come home after a long drive, rush to the toilet, open the seat and BOOM they meet the house sitter.

Did you hear that Amos threw up blood when he met his house sitter after he got back from the beach yesterday?

by Dr. Grommer, MD August 18, 2010

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

sitter

the sexier of the two in a relationship, you don't have to chase to get significant other as you're too good for that

Oh my gosh Becky, you are totally the sitter, you practically didn't even need to try

by bojays March 3, 2018

Text Sitter

A person who returns text messages instantly; someone you know is waiting for your text.

Joe is such a text sitter; he returned my text before i could close my phone.

by trumpeteerx March 6, 2009