simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

somolian sunrise

The african version of morning wood

Kimbowe felt so ashamed when his mom yanked off his sheets and saw his somolian sunrise

by KingBobzilla September 27, 2013

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

simplidiocy

The act of being simple minded and idiotic at the same time.

I can't stand those with Simplidiocy.
This must be an act of Simplidiocy.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable January 28, 2018

simonisthebest

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

Simlish

The official language used in the Sims.

Examples of Simlish:
Blarg E Narg!
Kay You
Koo Jah
Ooh Shang Da Day

by 1agg3r July 1, 2011