During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".
"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
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Holy Shit, that is one Simen cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.
Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.
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