User - “Hey Siri, call mom”
Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”
User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”
User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”
by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019
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Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.
by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020
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Sirianna is the best person ever.
by Victoria A. Tempest March 16, 2018
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Al pi hozer mancal.
Al pi hozer mancal.
by Hayathaout February 19, 2022
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Get the Siriagus mug.The female assistant on iPhone 4S. Siri's voice is slightly robotic because Apple combined six different voices. Siri is very good for messing around with, or annoying you, Or both
You: Siri, where is the nearest ice cream stand?
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...
by Optinema May 21, 2015
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siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri
siri: donald duck is a charater from a childrens television show
you: fuck you siri
by uadumbass42 March 17, 2016
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