seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

shabeed

Anything that could or should be much better than it is.

Wow your house is looking really run down since you stopped taking care of it. Its getting pretty shabeed.

by themango May 29, 2010

Shyber

The guys that never really talk in real life unless asked a question. but in cyber world, they talk as if they need to express their diary to someone.

Ian: dude hahahaha shitt is he a shyber?

Corbin: yeah dude. from what i can tell is that he never really talks in real life. but in texting, he doesnt stop talking.

by Corbin Paylor August 31, 2007

shabernackulous

origin from the German word "Schabernack"
to be in such an euphorical status that you forget about any rules and just want to let everything exaggerating

hey remember the party yesterday?
4 sure i grinded that one girl i think shabernackulous took place again!!

by Genglish June 30, 2011

shibenation

Shibenation Is Made To Make You Worship The Doggos And Also Advertises Bepis

Have You Seen Shibenation?

by GenevaBeaver May 20, 2018

shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

shyeah

1. a cool/excited way of saying "yeah!" or "of course!" short for "shit yeah"

2. can also be used in a sarcastic way, as used in the movie 'Waynes World'

1. "You goin' to Mike's party?" "SHYEAH!... I can't wait!"

2. "You goin' to Mike's party?" "shyeah, right... and later on, monkies might fly outa my butt"

by Dan January 21, 2004