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Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
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Dirty Shwaf

To do anal but as soon as you're about to cum you tell her to open her mouth for a facial and to close her eyes but instead shit on her face while cumming
I gave Rosa a dirty shwaf on saturday and she was pissed!
by Stoutism April 13, 2020
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Shmefty

Its a word that takes the place of a word when you don't know what word to use. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun you get the idea
You are so Shmefty
Don't be a shmeft
You're such a shmeffer
They are shmeffing around
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by Jazmin May 26, 2004
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Shweff

Shweff or Schweff, refers to a person who ditches friends of their gender to hang out with members of the opposite sex
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Ollie?
Guy 2: yeh he's being a fucking Shweff over there with Jodie and Anna-Leigh
by loyalty.card.jigolo November 8, 2014
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shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
by Weeedy April 22, 2007
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Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.
Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
by Johnywadd June 15, 2012
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sheef

Noun: Furry slang for a sheath, the tube of skin around a male's penis in many animals. Typically used in homoerotic furry roleplay or stories.
"Yum, look at that thing poking out of his sheef!"
by StickMutilator September 19, 2006
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