shwazzied

wher u are supa drunk, having a good time w ur friends, everythings starting to become blurry. If ur shwazzied, you probably wont remember anything the next morning. Similar to being geeked and/or slippery

Yo matthew, I just had a couple shots, I'm ready to get shwazzied tonight!

by anonymospseudonym June 17, 2016

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

swayzied

To have someone come from behind you and awkwardly guide your hands in performing a task; i.e. Patrick Swayze in Ghost with Demi Moore on the pottery wheel.

(Cameron comes from behind and guides Greg's hands while he pours a drink)
Greg: Dude, get your hands off of me!
Cameron: You just got swayzied!
Jeremy: Creeper...

by swayzied May 9, 2014

Shwasted

consuming mass quantities of beer to the point of dancing and/or wanting to spar vigorously. this can lead to a serious of comedic references later served to you that very next morning!

Man, jesse you sure were Shwasted last night, i was laughing so hard when you were trying to walk to your SUV!

by mr clap happy July 12, 2011

Shwasted

a combination of "shit faced" and "wasted"

He is freaking Shwasted!

by katannamomma August 18, 2008

shwasted

The Jewish version of being wasted aka you are drunk because you were stingy with your alcohol.

Keekee: Damn Trina is shwasted!
Samantha: Yeah because that bitch didn't share her bottle of Alaze.

Keekee: Smh. Damn Jew.

by duhnaynay December 3, 2010

shwasted

The act of being wasted, only with more swag.

"I was shwasted last night"

by GODofSWAG October 4, 2011