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schplorking

the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
by Luke January 12, 2005
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Shlucking

Rebecca decided to have a good shlucking to a picture of James and her grandad.
by TheRealFlopadomp April 12, 2016
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slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating
You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!
by Linking December 17, 2017
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Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.
"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."
by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022
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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom
by Dubiks February 8, 2019
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shalacking

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.
We gave bob a public shalacking
by MarkyMark July 7, 2003
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Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.
I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008
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