the act of removing ones undergarments and releasing fresh excrement on the surface beneath said persons
(person 1) hey did you see that giant yellow face?
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
(person 2) yea some sick lad got shwifty and saved the planet
by pseudonym no.69 December 15, 2019
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Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.
by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008
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Creepy Guy walks over to Woman
Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"
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"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"
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"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009
Get the Shifty Sleeves mug.1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.
2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.
3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.
3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
by cplnah September 2, 2011
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Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.
Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.
I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
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