Strawberry ShortCake

When you have sex doggy-style slapping her ass the whole time making it bright red and then shoot ropes on her phat ass making it a strawberry shortcake.

I was having sex with Bryan the other night and turned me into a strawberry shortcake.

by Banana & Split April 14, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

When you Ejaculate into a girl on her period and keep going.

I'm gonna go to that chick Jane's house and give her a strawberry shortcake.

by CEO of Pen-15 April 14, 2022

Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.

Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?

by Wild Wild Wickney August 17, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.

Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!

by BiraTooth May 5, 2020

Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011

Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.

Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Shorthand

The form of typing in which illiterates type.

Examples of "shorthand" include: u, ur, r, y, wat, dat, skool...

Illiterates type this way & claim it is "shorthand," because they believe it's easier & takes less time to type out than full, proper sentences.

Illiterate: "ya dis is shorthand u lozer ts easier 2 type lyk dis n dont take as long"

by Morava March 9, 2007