shortass

A short ass.

Scottie

by Bob May 24, 2003

Shortass

A shortass is a person who can be easily slapped up whilst also buying a shitty coat from year 3 and still have it fit him 5years later. Gaeeee

Person: shut the fuck up shortass
Shortass: tf u say to me

by rlly? March 18, 2021

asshole shot

The act of buying a shot for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole shot after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

by Iamnotntfunny August 5, 2021

asshole shirt

A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.

I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.

by Trenko May 10, 2017