shoreline

Really crappy city just north of Seattle. Split into two halves by the freeway, Shoreline is an underdeveloped, boring, shitbox that tortures teenagers with its boring-ness. The only pleasant part is Richmond Beach, because thats the most up and coming area. To do anything, people have to brave the traffic to Seattle, because there isn't any public transportation. The school district used to be good, but now is in a horrible deficit, and filled with crappy teachers and corrupt administration.

"I live in Shoreline"

"You mean Seattle?"

"No, Shoreline, its North of Seattle."

"you mean Edmonds?"

"No, Shoreline, its in between those two!"

"Oh! You mean Shitbox-ville. that place is boring man!"

by piuavdsidsndndnd April 3, 2008

Tijuana Shoeshine

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.

I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.

by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009

shoreline

A city just north of Seattle where drugs are easily accessible. Part of the 206.

hey man where you headed

im going up to Shoreline

that place isnt to bad

by the206 November 29, 2006

Shoretting

someone who creeps on the opposite sex.
the process of creeping
a creeper

check out steve shoretting the hell out of that girl.

by anti-toucher May 5, 2011

shoeshine

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

by S'cence 04-03-04 April 2, 2004

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

That akron shoeshine tasted nasty!!

by FireIslanders September 14, 2008

Shreking

The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.

its a funny prank.

Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.

Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.

man B: Was it pete?

man: YOU KNOW IT

Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.

man B: did you shrek him?

man: big time

man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.

by thesquidasaur August 1, 2010