shola ameobi

Newcastle United striker, commonly referred to as 'Mackem Slayer' due to his frequent slaying of Scumderland. (Sunderland AFC)

Shola Ameobi?

Ah! The Mackem Slayer, aye I know him. Geordie legend.

by Geordie4Life November 24, 2013

arse shelf

A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

by bennybumflaps February 12, 2007

Food Shelf

Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!

This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!

Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!

Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...

As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!

Laughter.

by Bezzy March 31, 2013

Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

Shelf kids

A very dedicated group of people, who sat on the cobra's "shelf", staying up on stickam all night to watch cobra starship on the cobrahcam while they were making music. She kids participated in Taco Tuesday, and watched Ryland pwn at WOW. Shelf kids know how to hold ammusing conversations without putting up with spammers.

We the shelf kids have been sitting on this shelf for way too long ! We want to watch another jam session.

by Lindsey598 January 22, 2009

shelf-ass

A butt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.

She had such a shelf-ass she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.

by Scott Henry March 6, 2008

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009