shnookums

A very affectionate term for a significant other, used in situations where you are alone with the person generally, or with other people and you wish to embaress said S.O.

Hey there shnookums-baby! Can you hand me the lighter and the steamroller?

by midsummermuse October 14, 2004

shnorf

Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).

Darnit, I can't go away this weekend because I have to stay home and crank out some shnorf!

by thesalamander August 18, 2013

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

Shnooky

(aka. Schnookie, Schnooky, Shnook) The word is derived from the word snookums, meaning sweatheart.

My boyfriend is such a shnooky, so much so, that my pet name for him is Shnooky,

by David - HDAVETV February 25, 2009

shnooba

a dirty vagina that tends to smell like a 45 year old mexican man who hasnt showered since cinco de mayo.

Holy crap...that's one damn shmelly shnooba!

by Blike November 6, 2003

Shnoff

A humorous form of "fuck" used in describing one's own sexual exploits and achievments.

"I remember some more famous ladies I've shnoffed." -"Shawn Connery" SNL

by Thinman December 2, 2007

Shmoof

Can be used to replace another word or just literally anything ever

Awe such a cute shmoof!
What a fucking shmoof!

by LitTit09 May 28, 2018