shoinks

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!

hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!

by natalie July 15, 2003

shnonk

The sneezing type of response by a dog following rooting, rolling, or playing.

My dog shnonks every time we play tug of war, and her shnonks usually spray me in the face.

by Lincolnista December 18, 2015

Shloinker doylay

A fat shong in between a nice pair of shloinkers

Damn that girl just got shloinker doylayed.

by Jabelitz June 10, 2015

shoinked

The act of pulling ones car keys out of someone's pocket without their concent

You Just got shoinked

by Brog54 January 15, 2017

Shoink

Shoink means whatever you want your girl slapped you shoink you teacher needs cpr shoink

Yo did you about the teacher who died SHOINK

by Trainwreck2829 April 17, 2018

snoink

When the person next to you is playing snake so you go learn how to do intense coding and make a multi-billion dollar game named snoink. This actually happened.

Dana: Yo, wanna play snoink with me

Kenneth: Hell ya

by supersnoink November 20, 2019

snoink

the ONLY true ship in famous band the network. this is of wilhelm fink and the snoo. vanhelm is false. join the snoink army today.

average green day fan, oblivious: what is snoink?
kona or liam: *evil laughter*

by snoink March 5, 2021