AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

by slick rick April 15, 2005

shitzu

A type of dog. Kids in school 11 and below say it in school to substitute a word for "SHIT!" said so they wont get in trouble.

(teacher)Sorry Jimmy, you failed on this test.
(Jimmy)AW SHITZU MY MOM WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THATAWKWARDGUY6996 January 28, 2014

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

shitznit

poo, crap, shit.

Holy Shitznit.

by red October 28, 2003

Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.

"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"

by natasha c. April 29, 2008

Schnitzin'

A person who has eaten too much Schnitzel might say...

"Man... I'm Schnitzin right now..."

"Dude, I heard Jillian is Schnitzin' right now...."

"Dude... Fuck what you heard! I'm Schnitzin!"

by XWING November 25, 2009

Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018