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clam shammy

A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with
She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.
by DSkunk July 28, 2010
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shammy

a word describing how poor, unhealthy or scruffy an object can be
oh my you are looking shammy today
by louiscornforth March 18, 2011
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Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
by DoomQuack May 18, 2015
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shammy

A nickname for Irish people invented by, well, me which my friends call me.
Hello Shammy. What is up?
by Brett Cailler March 15, 2005
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Hand Shammy

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.
by 707CASA November 1, 2008
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shammydab

Generic term for anything where the correct word has escaped your mind. Similar to thingy, etc.
Can you pass me that erm, shammydab.
by DJ Ian G January 13, 2008
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shammy

to clean your asshole with a metal toothbrush.
I'm gonna go shit, shave, shower, and shammy.
by Brian and jesse May 31, 2006
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