paul shortley

Man of pure strength and ability. One who has very small legs and dates goblins/dudes. If you are named Paul Shortley you do not deserve life. You're fucking gay

Wow! Look at that man that looks like a faggot, its Paul Shortley.

by komaz May 29, 2019

shnorgle

everything. can be used in any tense

Shnorgle This. Shnorgle that.

was that a shnorgle.

i think i just shnorgled

by justin daly January 13, 2008

shmooley

Somebody That’s cool Asf and your closest Friend and Someone you can trust!

This is my Shmooley and We hang out everywhere

by C-Mane February 25, 2020

shmergle

a word used as a generic answer to any question that a woman says when they are at a point of inconceivable retardation due to being too attractive

Teacher: Adrien, what is the capital of Illonois?

Adrien: shmergle........?

by kingkevinIIIV October 15, 2010

shmigleyshmoop

a beautiful woman

a weener

a retarded young person

Damn... Check out that shmigleyshmoop!

Ohh crap my shmigleyshmoop hurts real bad...

Jimmy and i are going to beat some shmigleyshmoops to death with a magamack.

by Justin Fo sho dmoney March 1, 2005

smorgledorf

An ass goblin that can be a charcter from Lord of the Rings

That was so smorgledorf of you, you little ass goblin

by Shmo April 18, 2003

shmoogle

a man with eggs, who dropped them off in a fat old ladies sack.

"wow, did you see that shmoogle with your mom?"

by stevenamandaarecool August 22, 2011