New Shmoo

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.

The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics

by newshmoo August 22, 2006

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.

nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!

by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

Shmoo

A relative of the words shmoosh and shleesh. It is generally used as a word to express curiosity in a matter.
On it's own in a sentence the word is usually increased in pitch at the end, just like normally asking a question, see example 1 below. Shmoo may be added as a prefix, suffix or stem of a word. The word shmoo, when the pitch is raised on the "mo" of the word can also be used as a childish but friendly greeting or generally as a "cool" word.
Shmoo is rarely said in a bland manner as it is meant to express liveliness and fun.

Shmoo? (whaaat? / really? / tell me more / i'm confused)
Shmoo! (HEY!)
Hey, they call me ShmoofingFabsee.

by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008

bust a shmoo

to take a seat near the person saying

dude bust a shmoo

by anthony March 10, 2004

Shmoo

A vape🤦🏻 ♀️ duhhhh (keep this away from the adults they take shmoos from us!!)

Jake- Hey Kim gotta shmoo?

Kim- yeah come over here I'll put it in ur pocket
Teacher- Kim what was that?

Kim- just giving Jake this shmoo to borrow

by Tay41204 May 20, 2019

Shmoo

A shmoo is when University of Bristol students go for a poo in the Arts and Social Sciences building at the same time and hold hands under the stall. So named after the Shmoo Milkshake machine that has forever been out of order.

Do you want to go for a shmoo after the club?

by Cootina April 23, 2025