Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023

schmingus

a thing flamingo would name his child!! :3

|"uhh im gonna name him.. schmingus!!"| -flamingo

by glingus September 14, 2023

schmingus

something flamingo would name his child!!! :33

|uhh.. im gonna name him.. schmingus!!"| -flamingo, albert

by glingus September 14, 2023

Schmingus

Schmingus (noun) a person or creature that is foolish/dumb yet also very active/hyperactive or a creature or person considered to be cute in a ugly manner e.g a cat or dog

My cat is such a schmingus!

You absolutel schmingus!

by Slickjimmy1998 January 2, 2024

schmingus

A portmanteau of the words "schmuck" and "dingus."

Look at these schminguses over here!

by DHNathan June 5, 2024

shbingus

It’s what you call Jake when he’s being any of the following : annoying, funny, cute, amazing, not amazing, relatable and many more.

“Hey I got you this gift!” - Jake

“Awww thanks shbingus!” - Kenzie

by notshbingus February 19, 2024

shwingus

An undesirable good, similar to the use of chopped liver in idioms.

Alternatively, the acronym S.H.W.I.N.G.U.S. (shwingus hingus wingus ingus ningus gingus ungus sungus).

A: I can’t go to your wedding, I have my dog’s half birthday.
B: What am I, shwingus? It’s my wedding!

by Grunkle Funkus February 23, 2024