shmigaggle

A state of confusion, misunderstanding or absurdity

I was shmigaggled the other day when i saw a wild turkey take a fat steamy shit on my neighbor's porch.

by Mike Snipperpippets February 11, 2010

Shmegma

The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

shmagma

Large chunk of ice, consisting of dirt, road grime and magchloride that forms in the wheel well of a car or truck.

I just spent 1/2 hour cleaning up melted shmagmas in my garage.

by firemom January 10, 2010

shmagma

goo caused by excess skin of an uncircumsized penis.

sam got his shmagma all over ahsley's face when she went down on him

by Leor May 10, 2003

shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017