smerek

An awesome girl/boy that will give you the best night of your life. she/he probably contains italian, german, and a little irish blood. they tend to be very lazy and almost allways have brown eyes. if you are a friend of a smerek you are VERY lucky. =

Did you see frst name Smerek, shes hawt!

by Yumi Yukimara April 5, 2008

shmere

It comes from the Chinese 'she-mar?' which means 'wot?'

1: Why don't you free Tibet?
2: She-mar?

by Yodad October 18, 2004

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 3, 2003

Shmeeksmok

The strange smell that your Air Conditioning exerts at times. Though it is more often used to describe something that simply smells bad.

Your room smells like straight shmeeksmok!

by Hulind May 27, 2008

shmerkle

The act of moving the gusset to one side in order to facilitate easier access to a lady's genitals.

"She looked so hot in that swimsuit that I bent her over the couch and then... shmerkle"

by bigfatron December 13, 2012

shmerkberk

SUPER ugly.

FRIEND 1: OHhh, you see that girl right there? Her bum is niceee!
FRIEND 2: Ok but she's shmerkberk

by Yung.boii1 January 12, 2017

shmerk

To smoke

Yer, bro, let’s shmerk this berl already.

by Rbny56 January 3, 2018