shmiggle

To masterbate

Damn, I walked in on him while he was shmigglin'

by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

shmiggle

1. (noun) A tangle of sheets just after one has woken up.
2. (adj.) "shmiggled"; The state of being tangled in sheets.
3. (verb) "to shmiggle", "shmiggling": The act of wiggling out of the tangle of sheets.

1. "My sheets were in such a shmiggle this morning!"
2. "I was so shmiggled this morning I just couldn't get out of bed!"

by contributed by Meghan: created 04/02/2003 by Kim, July 10, 2003

shmiggle

A small dog who is your dog

My shmiggle is cuter than yours!

by Jeremyikjilj June 21, 2006

Shmiggles

The word "shmiggles" refers to the little bits of ecstasy left at the bottom of a baggie.

Hey man, anything left in that bag? Any shmiggles at all?

by NinjaRobotPanda July 9, 2015

Shmiggled

Verb: 1. The act of becoming blinded by an unexpected bright light. 2. Becoming thwarted in one's purpose.
Noun: 1. One who causes unexpected or negative results.
Origin: A U.S. Cobra helicopter pilot on a night-ops mission was flying low and very fast to approach a target. As he climbed out of a small valley, a farmer crested the ridge ahead of him and the hi-beams from his rickety old truck completely blnded the pilot, defeating his mission unexpectedly. It is reported the pilot yelled: "Ahhh - I've been shmiggled! Abort! Abort!"

"I was trying to get to school but was totally shmiggled by a dumptruck when it ran into me."

by WM Tosheff May 6, 2006

shmiggle

a human of the male species who recycles disses is a hipster is gay for the strokes and if aftaid of whales

girl: you are such a shmiggle
boy: whats a shmiggle?

by itsnotamaracaitsashmiggle July 21, 2011

shmiggle

mingle

by Anonymous February 15, 2003