Shackelnerd

5’3 blonde haired blue eyed raging Cajun one of a kind firecracker that’s absolutely amazingly beautiful Nerd

oh my god look at that shackelford she was so smoking hot walking into that tree not paying attention with them steamed up glasses is no doubt she’s a ShackelnerdPrincess

by Hd#48 March 27, 2019

Shmackemagob

Exclamation

Used to greet someone or start a sentence

Shmackemagob, idiots! how are you doing?

by Bryan Webster August 4, 2019

smackel

The sound smegma makes during sex.

Cindy heard the smackel from Paul's cock as he injected it into her vagina.

You were killed by TheSoundOfSmackel.

by 70sporn April 23, 2009

im shmacked

meaning you’re lit or super drunk. Usually used by college kids when they’ve been drinking too much or at a party.

Bro how are you feelin at this party? “Im shmacked bro I can barely see you.”

by stopwtheclout May 9, 2018

Shmackle

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

Shmeckels

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.

Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.

by VNova December 4, 2019

Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022