sherbert

How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.

Hey Linda, we're out of sherbert agin!
{Linda} It's pronounced SHERBET you asswipe!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2018

Sherbet Dick Dab

The act of dipping the head of the penis into crystal meth and then having sex straight after.

Gynecologist- "Ma'am, your vaginal walls are covered in lesions. Have you ibserted anything in there recently?"

Woman- "Oh yeah, I asked my boyfriend to give me that sweet sherbet dick dab last night"

Gynecologist- "The, ehr...sherbet dick dab?"

Woman- "Yeah" *shows Urban Dictionary definition*

Gynecologist- "What the fuck"

by ilostmykidstoCPS January 8, 2020

sherbet dipping

when a guy prematurely comes and pulls out to let his juices flow out, like a lollipop being dipped in sherbet. possibly more likely to happen if the guy hasn't had sex in a long time. :)

example of sherbet dipping being used in a conversation:
girl 1. 'so how's your bitch in bed?'
girl 2. 'i shouldn't really be telling you this as he might get embarrassed, but we only had sex once, and that time he sherbet dipped me. It wasn't great.'
girl 1. 'oh noes! i feel sorry for you. i promise i won't tease him, or tell his best friend. his best friend on the other hand... woah, a quickie for him is like an hour long.'
girl 2. 'no way! god you're lucky.'
girl 1. 'yeh, let's go annoy him in staples.'

by woodencox. September 6, 2009

Sherb

1. something so unbelievably awesome that it can only be described by a nonsensical word.
2. something so downright sexy that reducing it to words by actually describing it would never be equivalent to its actual sexiness

"That's so totally sherb, bro."

"Did you see that guy we just passed?"
"Yeah, way sherb!"

by dallyrothgahr July 11, 2009

shnerble

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.

"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

sherbert

How dumbfucks spell sherbet.

It's SHERBET, not SHERBERT, dumbfuck.

by Laura Hearts Poodles July 24, 2008

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019