shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.
08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?
08:41 <lazydude1> lol
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?
08:41 <lazydude1> lol
by rundata May 10, 2010
Get the shit the bedmug. to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.
Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013
Get the shit the bedmug. by Yo Mama April 20, 2005
Get the shit the bedmug. 1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.
on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.
on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.
by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007
Get the shit the bedmug. Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.
Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'
Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!
SHIT THE BED!
Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!
SHIT THE BED!
by munchkim July 24, 2009
Get the Shit The Bedmug. Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.
Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"
by Osselroid February 14, 2017
Get the shit the bedmug. Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
by N.jackass March 19, 2014
Get the Shit the bedmug.