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shitterettes

A scent:

Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.
Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!
by antie nae September 28, 2011
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shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.
Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.
by cammybuns June 19, 2010
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shitternuts

Holy shitternuts!
Aw shitternuts!
by KJ,.,.,., July 14, 2014
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Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.
Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.
by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018
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Shittertits

Exclaimed out of frustration
"Well, Shittertits! I forgot my keys!"
by lovingholyhell February 11, 2019
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Shiternet

Adjective describing internet that is complete ass; borderline unusable.

The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.

The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.
"I really want to play Tarkov but my Shiternet won't let me."

"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."

"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."
by Netyop October 13, 2021
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holy shittedness

You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"
by A.G.P. September 24, 2023
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