shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.

"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"

by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008

Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.

You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Shower shitter

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it

Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."

by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021

shameless shitter

someone who doesn't give a shit! they will shit LOUDLY in a public restroom, without worrying about who might hear them! the shitting is accompanied by loud farting, grunting and plops.they often don't flush, either,so everyone can enjoy the fruits of their labor.

did you hear that shameless shitter in the restroom? omg! that was NASTY!!!!! i hope they at least flushed!

by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as CS:GO, League of Legends, Rainbow Six: Siege, Overwatch etc.

Commonly used in 4chan's /v/ and /vg/ boards.

I solo queued csgo yesterday but we lost because of a dumb shitter on our team who went 0-0-12.

by Anonymous May 30, 2019

Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.

Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter

by mave73 January 24, 2009

mad shitter

A Mad Shitter will generally defecate in unusual areas such as hallways, offices, workshops, and the like. Such actions are meant either as amusing pranks, or as a method of retribution. There are references to the Mad Shitter in Stephen Coonts's Flight of the Intruder.

The Mad Shitter struck again! There's a giant turd on the boss's desk!

by dumpzilla August 29, 2006